[Fungi]

14 billuon. And only thousands of years of recorded history? Wat happened in the interim?

[Fuzz]

What happened from the beginning of this universe until humans evolved and learned to write?

Lol. Lots and lots of really neat things.

[Alas Babylon!]

2 Peter 3:8: But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

If you do the math, you'll see time isn't an issue for God, nor is He bound by it. He is outside of time, as time is also one of His creations.