[LukeL]

I think the guards were protecting the baby from Biden.

[PROCON]

Did the Capitol cops take him to the white house so Biden could sniff him?

[Gay State Conservative]

Good thing that the kid wasn’t wearing a MAGA hat....otherwise he/she would have gotten the Ashli Babbit treatment.

[Mark]

Insurrection!

[ladyjane]

What kind of parents allow a toddler to do this?

[William of Barsoom]

Good thing it wasn’t “TOT-DROID” loaded with interesting materials.

[Deaf Smith]

Kid’s first attempt at breaching the White House perimeter.

Noted response time, number of agents activated and level of force.

Will try again when he is five with better tactics when Bad Orange Man is president.

[lee martell]

All they need do is to tack up a five foot wall of Chicken Wire and secure it to those iron posts.
I’m sure no Chickens will be offended.

[lefty-lie-spy]

The baby knew someone with a similarly limited grasp on reality was inside and willing to do a little babble talking.

[gathersnomoss]

Squirrel.....
Move along.
There is nothing to see here.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

These days, it’s much safer to let your toddler crawl into a gorilla enclosure.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Thankfully, the child was okay. There are registered sex offenders in that neighborhood.

[OrangeHoof]

Littlest intruder: Toddler Crawls Through White House Fence....Beats Biden In IQ Test

[Secret Agent Man]

They worked quickly to prevent Biden coming out and sniffing the kid.

[Adder]

Wait...was it Fetterman?

[LastDayz]

Boss baby strikes again.

[Albion Wilde]

(different event)