Even Lenin will get into the act!
Posted on 09/21/2022 12:46:37 PM PDT by dennisw
Desperate Russian President Vladimir Putin is trying to “recruit at least 50,000 convicts” to aid his escalated war — including serial killers and “at least one cannibal,” according to a leading expert.
Olga Romanova, the head of Russia Behind Bars, told the Daily Beast that some of the inmates her organization has worked with have already been seen in videos from the Ukrainian battlefields.
“Putin’s plan is to recruit at least 50,000 convicts,” she told the outlet, saying that Yevgeny Prigozhin — the head of Putin’s shadowy private army, the Wagner Group — has been touring prisons and promising inmates freedom if they serve six months on the front lines.
The "worst nightmares" recruitment is being led by Yevgeny Prigozhin, the head of Putin's shadowy private army, the Wagner Group, who has been filmed touring prisons.
The prison enlistment trips started in at least June, according to Ruslan Vakhapov, an attorney for Russia Behind Bars. Twitter / @AlexKokcharov
Prigozhin, widely known as “Putin’s chef,” has already sent more than 3,000 inmates to Ukraine — including “serial murderers, robbers and at least one cannibal,” Romanova told the Daily Beast.
The latest war tactic was something out of her “worst nightmares,” she told the outlet.
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Fact: Russia is recruiting Zombies
Currently Russia is building an army of the undead, an army that will be invincible and will overwhelm any defense Ukraine tries to muster. We are talking zombies! Honest to goodness unstoppable zombies. You all have been warned! Woe to those who disregard this new danger, the Russian Zombie Apocalypse.
Even Lenin will get into the act!
The same sources have claimed Putin was dead, dying of stomach, blood and thyroid cancer. They have claimed Russia was running out of ammunition every couple of weeks since March.
Gee, maybe the Biden regime, Deep State and the Ukrainians are lying again?
Garrison’s Gorillas
Now Putin’s Punks ...........
LOL! Good one! Love the graphic.
Yep, they don't have far to go to release Lenin. He's always on standby.
In other news, the cannibals will be issued Russian ratpack #14, consisting of fava beans, fried green tomatoes, and a cute little bottle of A1 sauce.
Sgt. Major will make soldiers out of them. Or corpses. He don’t care either way.
“Speaking of cannibals and fighters, the former COO of Beyond Meat is looking for work today.”
Wasn’t he just arrested for biting someone’s nose? Or am I thinking of someone else?
That’s the one. Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey pulled a Mike Tyson on another man’s nose. Ripped the flesh with his teeth.
Thanks... I just wastched it!
He’ll be the cook.
Thank you. Lots of crap about Putin, much of it a joke, but nothing about the moron in the WH speaking at the UN?
He is so much more dangerous than Putin!!!!
Its fine to have fun but no one seems to care about the idiot in the WH speaking at the UN. Are there really bidenistas here on FR?
Sounds like he’s recruiting for “political officers” to station behind the otherwise unwilling front line cannon fodder. So they’re more scared of what’s behind them than what’s in front of them. Standard Soviet era strategy.
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