Posted on 03/08/2021 9:12:13 PM PST by Helicondelta
Mach 1 Maternity
It’s coming.........
Terrible ✖
How is that supposed to work exactly?
How many maternity flight suits will each expectant mother get?
An expectant mother’s girth will change quite a bit over that 9-month pregnancy.
The world made a lot more sense when a pregnant woman was given a medical discharge.
Joseph Stolen is a brain-dead POS
“Maternity flight suits?”
Next: cockpit redesign to accommodate pregnant aircews?
OK just shoot me now
Psaki will be announcing that Thursday.
What moron thinks up this crap?
Available for both pregnant womxn and pregnant men.
“Maternity turns soldiers into NON-DEPLOYABLE! When I was in the Army,females purposely got pregnant to avoid deployments and to GET OUT of in theater deployments. Don’t forget some new fathers also used the scam.”
Yeah. a pregnant woman’s urine was a commodity, because other women could turn it in, become “pregnant” and get sent home, then “miscarry’.
Monday was International Women’s Day.
The continuing deconstruction and destruction of the military!
“VIDEO: Biden Says Military Will Focus On Making ‘Maternity Flight Suits’”
Good to hear. Maybe we can sell China a few as their hypersonic cruise missiles are sinking our carriers.
Funny story. My daughter was in the Army and went into labor at Fort Riley. The admissions clerk demanded to know the name of her “sponsor”. My daughter tried telling her “me”.
“No, dear”, the clerk replied, “I need the name of your sponsor, your husband”. At this point my daughter pointed down with both index fingers to her fatigues and tried to get the clerk to realize that SHE was the soldier. Finally it dawned on the clerk. “Oh. Nevermind” and admitter her.
ugh!
if you are clever, you can be a female in the armed services and plan your pregnancies to never have to work.
They are working on some very generous maternity leave packages, and it’s not difficult to have a baby a year.
They could make them like some of the cow girls in Montana did for their Levi’s. Sew a denim panel across the zipper area then tie a shoe string to the copper button and threw the eye hole. Let out a little shoe lace as you needed it.
Since our government is now in the fake testing business. I guess fake pregnancy tests are next to downsize the military but first the Democrats have to appear gender neutral.and spend wasted money on maternity suits. Democrats pushing the absurd to the limit.
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