[Ezekiel]

"Well, I was with Bob, Sue and Bill but I also went to the local Walmart twice, the local Home Depot ones, and the local grocery store three times.

.. It's been one week since my last confession."

It's been getting crazier by the minute out there since breathing in public was declared a sin.

[livius]

It's been getting crazier by the minute out there since breathing in public was declared a sin.

Great way of putting it! And true: mask-wearing has become the visible sign that you follow the new religion of total obedience to the government.