BREAKING NEWS: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has accidentally set fire to Epstein’s “Pedophile Island,” destroying the entire island. Attorney General William Barr issued a statement saying he is “very upset” at the development, and will “think about investigating” the accident.
LOL! Your comment is uncomfortably close to being true.
A real shame, undoubtedly this was not "normal procedure". I'm sure the FBI guys were tired from their 50-60 hour weeks and all that overtime.
BREAKING NEWS: The Federal Bureau of Investigation’s agents descending upon the site on one side has accidentally caused ‘Pedophile Island’ to capsize.
Hank Johnson could not be reached for comment.
That is really funny.