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To: maggief

BREAKING NEWS: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has accidentally set fire to Epstein’s “Pedophile Island,” destroying the entire island. Attorney General William Barr issued a statement saying he is “very upset” at the development, and will “think about investigating” the accident.


17 posted on 08/12/2019 1:36:31 PM PDT by thesharkboy (Charter member of the Basket of Deplorables)
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To: thesharkboy

LOL! Your comment is uncomfortably close to being true.


32 posted on 08/12/2019 1:40:53 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: thesharkboy
BREAKING NEWS: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has accidentally set fire to Epstein’s “Pedophile Island,” destroying the entire island

A real shame, undoubtedly this was not "normal procedure". I'm sure the FBI guys were tired from their 50-60 hour weeks and all that overtime.

42 posted on 08/12/2019 1:42:46 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: thesharkboy

BREAKING NEWS: The Federal Bureau of Investigation’s agents descending upon the site on one side has accidentally caused ‘Pedophile Island’ to capsize.

Hank Johnson could not be reached for comment.


96 posted on 08/12/2019 2:09:17 PM PDT by C210N (You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: thesharkboy

That is really funny.


100 posted on 08/12/2019 2:10:57 PM PDT by Dave W
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