Posted on 03/17/2019 4:39:27 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
Does any one hate basketball like me? March madness?
I could give a fig about Nebraska or Chiliwatha
Thank GOD Obie aint on TV now picking brackets
Here’s a long but good one (and yes, I’ve had nights like this me self!):
Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Seamus. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.
She said, ‘You were drunk again last night weren’t you?’
Paddy said, ‘Why would you say such a mean thing?’
‘Well,’ Kathleen said, ‘it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly, it’s all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
Get me a roll and dunkin sauce
Made me laugh.
Interesting interview that Pete is doing. He sounds reasonable (compared to 90% of the morons running). He might be the only Maltese Norwegian Dari speaking president.
Excellent. English/Irish meself.
May the leprechauns be near you,
To spread luck along your way.
And may all the Irish angels,
Smile upon you St. Patrick’s Day.
See my post IMMEDIATELY before yours...
Great minds think alike and all....
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
FNC will let fools come on and spew garbage but in effect censor Judge J for truth telling. They just earned a further no watch rating.
Whos next... Jessie W because his humorous take is mean. Lou Dobbs because hes too direct. Maria B because she understands math/ numbers
May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face; the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
Looks like F chuck s in love with Bozo surprise surprise!
What a surprise! Chris Wallass is suggesting that POTUS needs to get on TV and strongly condemn white supremacy. He was almost badgering Mulvaney re the need for this to be done. He also by innuendo, suggests POTUS has contributed to this violence against Muslim, by his tone and rhetoric. Mulvaney wasn’t buying any of it.
Bad0 bozo is a rich kid trying to pretend like he’s not
My Ducks won the Pac 12 Championship last night! We came out of nowhere to win it. Taking away from UW made it all the sweeter.
May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, “this drink’s on me.”
Excellent point maybe it’s just the money pit nothing else slush fund
There’s only one true sport fishing
“Secret Service Agent Todd Madison, a.k.a. Hillary’s handler, died at a Wisconsin hospital, age 49, from an alleged seizure. His body was cremated.
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There was a 49 year old who died (Dec. 8, 2017) in WI named Todd Madison, but I don’t think it was “Hillary’s handler”. The SSA Todd Madison is alive and well, working for a security company & contributing to articles as recently as late Feb. of this year.
https://www.k2intelligence.com/en/people/professionals/Madison-Todd
http://time.com/5535269/stay-safe-political-rallies/
Sharatt opens with a segment on Honduras and MS13.
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