[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

European Heaven: The French are the chefs, the Italians are the waiters, the Germans run the trains and the British are the police.

European Hell: The British are the chefs, the French are the waiters, the Italians run the trains and the Germans are the police.

[Jeff Chandler]

The happiest man in the world drinks German beer, eats Italian food, has a Japanese wife, and lives in America.