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16 posted on 04/12/2018 8:07:19 PM PDT by Helicondelta (Deplorable)
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To: Helicondelta

Good Lord! Where’s the part where “it was a dark and stormy night”?


17 posted on 04/12/2018 8:09:33 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: Helicondelta

That is deplorablely delish.


19 posted on 04/12/2018 8:10:50 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Blessings)
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To: Helicondelta

21 posted on 04/12/2018 8:13:14 PM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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Re: 16

From the Onion, or the old National Lampoon?

26 posted on 04/12/2018 8:16:20 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: Helicondelta

Well, he obviously wrote it himself. LMAO.


30 posted on 04/12/2018 8:22:48 PM PDT by lodi90
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To: Helicondelta

Comey IS the drivel master.

Whatta Joke he and the book are.


31 posted on 04/12/2018 8:25:23 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Helicondelta

That is great. It gets to the heart of JC.


32 posted on 04/12/2018 8:26:59 PM PDT by freefdny
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To: Helicondelta

Where does this come from?


33 posted on 04/12/2018 8:35:49 PM PDT by Beach333
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To: Helicondelta

Bol!

Excellently done.


35 posted on 04/12/2018 8:39:29 PM PDT by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono h)
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39 posted on 04/12/2018 8:45:04 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
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To: Helicondelta

That’s got to be fake...


45 posted on 04/12/2018 10:04:49 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: Helicondelta

Hilarious.

You should be writing for The Onion!


55 posted on 04/12/2018 10:48:27 PM PDT by generally ( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: Helicondelta

#16. Is this REALLY what Comey and his ghostwriter wrote? Sounds like Norman Mailer when he was drunk, which was most of the time.

Actually, it sounds like what Bill Ayers allegedly wrote for Obama in his two so-called autobiographies “Dreams of My Father” and “My Wet Dreams in the White House” (sorry that one’s not out yet. Believe the book was the “Audacity of something”.

“Winsomely”? Really? Sounds like something a British fop writer would say.

“As is my wont”? You “wont” what?

Didn’t know that Comey was a conniseur of apples. “Apple Jack” maybe.

“I abhor xenophobia”. Didn’t know the guy was prejudiced against “xenophobes”. Well, you learn something new every day, don’t you?

This quote and the others about Obama have got to be FICTION. I can’t believe that the former Director of the FBI would write such crap or allow someone else to write it for him.

Excuse me for a moment. I’ve got to go throw some bleach in my eyes.


56 posted on 04/12/2018 10:52:59 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Helicondelta

Comey need to be in a home.


63 posted on 04/13/2018 2:39:37 AM PDT by a little elbow grease (Zip ties and duct tape are far more productive than pussy hats and #metoo tweets)
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To: Helicondelta

A snake giving an apple...again.


66 posted on 04/13/2018 3:20:19 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
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To: Helicondelta

Naw, this isn’t real? Is it? My God, what nimrod.


70 posted on 04/13/2018 3:53:27 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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To: Helicondelta

This has to be satire, poking fun at everyone who takes it seriously (i.e. the MSM). If somehow it’s truly meant to be serious then the man has been completely broken and the editors and publisher are doing him a disservice letting this see the light of day. But I’m pretty sure I’m right about it being satire.


71 posted on 04/13/2018 3:53:35 AM PDT by hork
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To: Helicondelta

Things have gotten so strange I cannot tell if that is a real excert or a spoof.


80 posted on 04/13/2018 6:24:11 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (We need a consent decree for the FBI like Obama was slapping on all those police agencies.)
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To: Helicondelta

This is hysterical. Please tell me there is more.


86 posted on 04/13/2018 11:13:49 AM PDT by Interesting Times (WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
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