I apologize. I read the headline, and for a fraction of a second, I had the vision of a Tom Turkey gobbling with rage, and trying to get through customs in Athen’s Greece.
Is this what Curly meant when he said he was going to use Turkey to wipe up Greece?
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
Me, I envisioned a white guy in a Pee Wee Herman suit amid a thousand John Travolta and Olivia Newton John lookalikes, threatening them with a Super Soaker water gun.