Skip to comments.Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying
Posted on 02/13/2018 6:45:34 AM PST by Red Badger
Adviser to Khamenei says aid collectors for Palestinians sought to deploy reptiles whose skin 'attracted atomic waves'
The former chief-of-staff of Irans armed forces said Tuesday that Western spies had used lizards to attract atomic waves and spy on his countrys nuclear program.
It was the latest in a long line of incidents of Western countries, including Israel, being accused of deploying secret agents from the animal kingdom.
Hassan Firuzabadi, senior military adviser to supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was responding to questions from local media on the recent arrest of environmentalists.
He said he did not know the details of the cases, but that the West had often used tourists, scientists and environmentalists to spy on Iran.
Several years ago, some individuals came to Iran to collect aid for Palestine We were suspicious of the route they chose, he told the reformist ILNA news agency.
In their possessions were a variety of reptile desert species like lizards, chameleons We found out that their skin attracts atomic waves and that they were nuclear spies who wanted to find out where inside the Islamic Republic of Iran we have uranium mines and where we are engaged in atomic activities, he said.
Firuzabadi said Western spy agencies had failed every time.
His comments came after news that a leading Iranian-Canadian environmentalist, Kavous Seyed Emami, had committed suicide in prison after he was arrested along with other members of his wildlife NGO last month.
Several spying allegations involving various creatures have been leveled against Israel over the past years.
In January 2016, Lebanese residents captured a griffon vulture wearing an Israeli tracking device, but released it upon realizing that the transmitter strapped to the bird was intended for scientific research rather than espionage.
Several months earlier, Hamas claimed to have caught a dolphin wearing Israeli spying equipment.
Twice in recent years, Turkish media has highlighted allegations that birds tagged with Israeli university tracking devices were on espionage missions.
In 2012, an eagle with an Israeli tag in Sudan was captured and alleged to be as a Mossad spy.
Two years earlier, an Egyptian official said Israel-controlled sharks may have been involved in a number of attacks on tourists in the Red Sea.
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"....stupid kid, it's not like he's never seen it before"
Iran's Lizard Spymasters
No, but were not completely heartless. At least theyre halal. Bwahaha!
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Thanks Red Badger. The best US response would be, "lizard spies? Only a superstitious nitwit would believe there are lizard spies."
I am not sure they ever claimed or agreed to be "fully open and honest about" anything anything. Obama's deal did not really require anything of Iran that precluded them from keeping secrets. I think Iran is required to do their own inspections to make sure that Iran is compliant with Iran's deal. Then, I think they are supposed to report the findings to us.
Yes, it is all laughable, including the lizards. I think it would be in the best interest of all the world if Iran and NK were to have a series of Nuclear accidents (read: accidental detonations in launch silos).
The Iranians should also be worried about the Dung Beetles the Israelis sent to seek out all the Shite Clerics.
Iran should worry more about the Israeli dung beetles that have been directed towards all the Shite Clerics.
It is the Geico Gecko..selling insurance has always been a front. He didn’t get the elequent accent in the desert, did he?
Hmm ,I haven’t seen the Geico Gecko for awhile
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