Remind me to never go to LA and hire a crack whore.
Why go through all the risk of getting mugged or stepping on a needle?
Just go have an accident, get taken to the hospital, and get some blood. The end result will probably be the same (for you). If you survive the hospital, you'll have a fair chance of a slow, lingering death from AIDS or Hepatitis.
But at least the "gay" community won't be insulted.