YO!
Now my good FRiends, we can debate the finer points of beer all night, but I'd suggest just reaching for the high octane stuff, as only one man can sing about it, and that's the late great Texas Troubadour himself,
Ernest Tubb!
So bartender?
Pass the Booze!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl_TD9dgVDo