I hope that the parents plan to sue the EVER-LOVING CRAP out of the school district and school board?
No....that’s the wrong attitude.
If this were me....I’d walk in each day and tell the school gal in charge that I need fifteen more condoms...because I was having relations left and right with all the teachers. And I’d encourage my associates to also request as many condoms as possible....with the same answer....teacher-student-love. Then I’d go on ebay each weekend and sell my fifty-odd condoms to some poor guy from Iowa for a couple of bucks.
When the news folks came....I’d tell them all about my rendezvous with the teachers, and how the school program really got me going....feeling addicted and passionate about those hot teachers.