That has a ring to it (besides being possibly true) .... "The Six Percent Negro". Almost as good as writer Ehrenstein's "Magic Negro" -- who, in his construction, would use "absolution" of the white race of its reactionary ways and endogamous, inherent racism [it's genetic? -- but that would be racism!], to endear himself to white liberals.
But that's a pretty good bumper sticker. Stolen!