LOL!
There is some dedicated 'evangelism' for you.
Taking 'Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you ...' to a whole 'nuther' level.
Must've been off her meds, or something...
If someone is stepping on your throat, how can you say Jesus?