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To: Georgia Girl 2

Doctors in this country are absolutely NUTS. Puritanical nuts. Imagine taking away wine and dishing up a drug in its stead!


14 posted on 10/02/2014 4:47:56 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard III: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: miss marmelstein

Oops! It’s about GB. They’re nuts as well!


15 posted on 10/02/2014 4:48:41 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard III: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: miss marmelstein

Seriously, I drink 2 large glasses of red wine with dinner every night. I thought it was supposed to be good for you. I used to drink soda pop.


18 posted on 10/02/2014 4:52:27 PM PDT by willk (everyone)
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To: miss marmelstein

Mr. GG2 and I were out on the deck grilling and sipping a 16 year old single malt. I guess we are raging Alkies. LOL!


20 posted on 10/02/2014 4:53:28 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: miss marmelstein

>> Imagine taking away wine and dishing up a drug in its stead!

Here’s how we fix this: we hire us some liquor salesmen (and saleswomen) and make them up some business cards that show their title as “Psychopharmeceutical Sales”. We send ‘em out to doctor’s offices with cases of free half-carafe, jigger, longneck etc. “samples”. (Relabeling is probably in order.) Our “salesmen” also order in trays of pastries and sandwiches and stuff, so the MDs and their staff can get even fatter. Our salesmen will also leave all manner of advertising booty (rulers, koozies, desk sets, etc.)

Of course, we also dummy up some scholarly articles about the benefits of our alcohol and get ‘em published in Lancet... they’re really not as discriminating as you might think.

Hey, it works for drugs... why not give it a shot?


55 posted on 10/02/2014 6:51:50 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed is his demon)
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