[DannyTN]

Possibilities include:

• A vacant hole in his chest where his heart should be.
• A vacant hole in his head where his brain should be.
• Excessive diarrhea since everything from his ex girlfirends to relatives scares the sh*t out of him.
• Salmonella from growing Chia sprouts on his head.
• Delusions of Grandeur
• PrisonCellitis - aka revenge of the relatives

[EEGator]

I’d prefer the last choice.