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To: Teacher317

The bigger lesson is:

Don’t live in New Jersey...


34 posted on 08/15/2014 3:31:02 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Delta Dawn; Teacher317; bamahead

“The bigger lesson is:

Don’t live in New Jersey.”

I escaped from that statist $hithole about 14 years ago. Crossing the Delaware Memorial Bridge, I casually remarked to my wife, “now you don’t have to worry about bailing me out of jail. “ I received the desired open mouth and “Wh... what are you talking about? “ I told her all about the firearms laws of the dark and fascist People’s Democratik Republik of Neu Joisey, with emphasis on those dealing with magazines. She asked me how many I had, and I responded, “Oh, probably about 200 years in Rahway [State Prison] worth.” She turned white and was silent for about 30 seconds. Then she asked me if Texas had any laws like that. I told her, “NoTexas is in America.”

I am pretty convinced that had I stayed there, I’d have ended up in prison for having the wrong hobby and political beliefs. Phuck the PDRNJ!

P.S. I deeply believe in the idea expressed in my tagline.


37 posted on 08/15/2014 4:10:55 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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