[Scrambler Bob]

homos —

What credit card purchase info will indicate homo activities?

Kentucky Jelly?

Rubber gloves?

Pet shop?

Sorry, my mind won’t go there.

[familyop]

"What credit card purchase info will indicate homo activities?"

It wouldn't make any difference, because at least some hospitals have too many weirdos in staff (as in curly-permed, lilting, limp-wristed, flaming, obviously drugged, etc.). They're probably very vigilant at looking for more trivial bad habits in others.