Damn, I would answered the door in my tighty whiteys and wife beater while cigarette dangling from my mouth, clutching a bottle of Wild Turkey, flinging the door open as soo as they touched the doorbell... yelling, “Praise Satan! The first virgin has arrived for the sacrifices!”
Works wonders on the Witnesses too.
OMG.... Dude, I know everyone over uses LOL in texts, e-mails, chatrooms, etc. But that really did make me LOL... For real.