[Impala64ssa]

No doubt there's a need to administer Ritalin in the schools, but to whom? A "level 2 lookalike firearm". What constitutes a level 1 lookalike firearm? If the kid physically transforms himself into a mock AK-47?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Can’t be too careful ... it might have gone off.

[BuffaloJack]

Liberals are control freaks and this is just part of their agenda.
They will never understand the right to keep and bear arms, much less the right to have and point fingers.

[BulletBobCo]

I would like to see an auditorium full of students rise up, fingers pointed and start shouting,”Bang, Bang, Bang”. Do you think they would suspend the whole school?

[JimRed]

When I was a kid, if it was that easy to get off from school, every boy in the class and some of the girls would be pointing finger guns at the teacher, with full sound effects!

[spodefly]

I want to know the names of the administrators that designed and implemented this policy. That’s all.

[Darksheare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KWTAq3GkfA

This should make the school officials wet their pants.

[Darksheare]

Would you object terribly to this being the March installment of the Undead Thread?

[Chickensoup]

There is an episode of Portlandia where someone points at a book in the Womyn’s Book store and the owner chastises them for making a penis-like gesture. That segment would be perfect for this thread.

The first three episodes are funny, then it is just a sad show.

[upsdriver]

One solution is to fight back. Every student should go to school tomorrow and point their “finger gun” in plain sight of someone in authority. Let them expel the whole school.

[uncitizen]

I’d say this is out of control, except that our side doesn’t seem to be in control of anything anymore.

[Jet Jaguar]

Thanks for the thread!

[DouglasKC]

I was driving through a neighborhood the other day and saw 4 or 5 boys doing what I used to do as a kid.playing “war”, shooting and grenades, but of course they were all using finger guns and pantomime grenades....boys will find ways to be boys.

[LibWhacker]

All the kids should stand up and start running around all day long at school shooting everything in sight with those level 2 lookalike firearms (which can never be confiscated, btw). H O L I D A Y!!!

In a way, they have it totally in their power to end these stupid rules.

[inpajamas]

If he had only used his middle one it would have probably been okay.

[M Kehoe]

Hi. I'm late to the party. I have posted something similar before. Here goes...

I brought my rifle to school so I could go hunting after class.

Our nation is in jeopardy.

5.56mm

[The Sons of Liberty]

Boy Suspended for Pointing Finger Like Gun

[gitmo]

We need a ban on finger-like guns.

[Yaelle]

It may have been an assault finger.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The suspension letter more formally referred to his weapon as a "level 2 lookalike firearm," reports the Columbus Dispatch.

Combined PING! and DANG!

[wardaddy]

Which way to the shire?