Just doesn't happen.
Probably thinks the Earth is only 6,000 years old
If she ‘thinks’ at all I’d be shocked (SHOCKED I TELL YOU! ;)
Likely there are 2 thought molecules racing around the inside of her scull like a particle collider. Occasionally they annihilate each other, a thought forms for a picosecond, then it’s back to drool production via the lizard brain.