Unless you can dunk a doughnut in it, it is doomed to fail.....................
Coffee is sad because Mountain Dew is launching a breakfast drink
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Have you ever had breakfast and said to yourself, “I wish this was more disgusting”? Does Mountain Dew have a product for you! PepsiCo Inc. has announced that its Dew brand is moving into the morning market with Kickstart, a lightly caffeinated drink made with Mountain Dew flavor and 5 percent juice. The beverage will be sold in the same 16-ounce cans as popular energy drinks. Always wanted to combine the radioactive taste of Dew with the jittery paranoia of a Red Bull, then cut it with just enough “juice” to pretend you’re a healthy person? Kickstart’s your new best friend in a can!
http://now.msn.com/mountain-dew-introduces-kickstart-breakfast-drink
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It’s Got Electrolytes!
In case you’re tired of beer and cold pizza....
In college, I thought that Mountain Dew was a morning drink...
I read somewhere 15% of all soft drinks are consumed in the morning. I was a big Diet Coke in the morning drinker for years. About a year ago I became one of those annoying loose tea drinkers. Much more pretentious.
They need to just cut to the chase and “Jungle Juice” it up by adding some alcohol for good measure.
By the dentures when older.
It’s called Mountain Don’t.
After a hard night on the town Mountain Dew always has been my breakfast drink..
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Mountain Dew and a Snickers bar is the Breakfast of Champions.