The tiny egomaniacs can continue their hedonistic existence without the bother of having to consider destruction, death, disease, starvation, unsheltered hundreds of thousands, but can show off their $500 running shoes.
Total idiots, no other way to see it.
They should turn it into a Tri-athelon.
First they Swim to the starting line,
then wait in line with an empty gas can.
then run from the howling mob...