Little Mosque On The Prairie.
That new boy in town had been looking at me a lot. Father already threatened to kill me, so I guess it was serious. That night he went to attack the infidels, and I was alone in the house, when he showed up.
Let me be brief, he said. I work for Mossad. Would you like to become an agent and betray your family and the Prophet, and give yourself over totally to evil?
Of course, I said. Can we also have sex?
I’m sorry, he answered, but I am only attracted to goats and chickens.
Whatever, I answered. What can I do to betray the Ummah?