Posted on 09/06/2012 1:48:48 PM PDT by Red Badger
I have a friend who was messing around an old house looking for old stuff found one of those old glass top wire snap on canning jars, he opened it up when he noticed a small scrap of paper in it, when the top came off he said whewwww what a smell pulled the paper out and read,,
I farted in this jug June 3 1864
Signed Johnny Reb
Wonder if Obama stashed his birth certificate in one of these to keep it away from prying eyes until next century.
Check your numbers! LOL!
“Sadly, anyone sending out a message in a bottle nowadays would probably be fined and imprisoned for 30 days.”
No, if you are a mile or so off shore, it’s perfectly legal to chunk stuff overboard.
I go deep sea fishing about 75 miles offshore 2-3 times a year, and my daughters have always had me throw message in a bottle over — with letter and “forever” stamp lately.
None have come back yet.
And here all this time I've been told it was in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise.
My son and I set one adrift off NC in 2003. No reply yet...
What can I say? Does the public school education defense apply?
I’ve been here in Charlotte all week. I brought along a couple of boxes of cheapo brass lamps. The ones that look like Aladin’s lamp. I’ve been dropping them all over the convention. Inside the lamps is a note that reads
“I am the genie of the lamp! Stick the spout of this lamp up your ass, and I will give you three wishes!”
Well, I put superglue on the spout. You ought to see the hospital emergency room.
“Wait! Don’t pull it out yet! I want to sleep with Bill Clinton!”
Or show it to Rick Harrison on Pawn Stars. I found something!
Heck no, he'd have to call in an expert to verify the age of the bottle and then offer you 27 cents for it.
Are you sending out an SOS?
Oh ... this should definitely be a glyph.
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