[Ken the bugman]

To the people who “ review” my comments before posting. When am I going to be allowed to post?

[Condor51]

"When am I going to be allowed to post?"

When?

1. After you six month trial period, and....
2. You've Donated $40 minimum to the FReepathons, and.....
   
3. You get your FR Decoder Ring, and....
4. You learn the Secret FReeper Handshake, and.....
5. Find out who Trixie is, and....
6. Swear that you like cheese, and.....
7. Proved you're not a Chi-Com, or DU Troll....
8. Post 50 times: 'A Moose once bit my sister', and.....
   
9. Your Beeber is set to stune, and ....
10. That it's; HUGH and SERIES!

That's when.

[Noobs, shesh. Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't kill 'em.]