Skip to comments.'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void
Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces
Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.
At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.
'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'
They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.
Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts
'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'
He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people
The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.
Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground
Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'
Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"
Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.
There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.
Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'
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” And the golf club is a nice touch, kind of makes a person think of Scotland.”
Makes me think of the Loch Ness monster....
That would take a lot of balls...
The way we play we need ‘em!
Nothing like a little free association on a hot Tuesday afternoon.
So... people say we’re not in the end times... why?
Looks like it to me.
And all he was charged with was disorderly conduct. He’ll be out in a few hours. What a joy to live in Atlanta.
If Obumma had a hungry crazy son, he’d look just like.....
Yes, my brother in law is down there soemwhere.
Maybe if I am lucky he’ll bless my BIL with his presence.
Hornady Zombie bullets
I have a Luger 38 - looks like they don’t have a bullet for my gun.
Wonder how long it’ll take somebody to edit this into a video rap along with Kanye West’s “Ima letchoo finish,” mixed into “Imma Be” by the Blackeyed Peas?
I give it a couple of hours.
They are all Mil/LEO rounds.
What crimes searching FR for naked turn up:
Naked attacker who chewed mans face allegedly had history of violence
[naked Mexican] Polk man charged in childs rape, kidnapping of three
Update: Man fights to live after face is eaten by naked attacker in Miami
Miami police kill naked man found eating another mans face
Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was eating face off victim
Things Stay Wierd in Seattle - Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops
Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops
Naked rambler wanders into chip shop for a battered sausage
Naked gunman arrested, charged with attempted murder (Bloomington IN)
Naked unicyclist arrested on Kemah (Texas) bridge (Yes, there is a picture)
Man shows up for job interview naked, high on meth
Welding Job Applicant Shows Up Naked, Fights With Police
Naked Man Steals Fire Truck in South Carolina - THEN ASSAULTS OFFICERS
Naked Walmart Sock Thief Stunned, Police Say
Police: Naked cowgirl drove drunk
Bound, naked in a Subaru: Valentines Day role-playing ends badly
Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter (Toothman faces multiple charges)
Fresno Pacific Athlete is Held in Naked Rampage
-Sept 2011 -
Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle
Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins found in hot tub with naked dead man wearing dog collar: police
What's this all about?
Zotland the Craven
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I still don’t get why they didn’t peg the crap outta the guy with the golfballs.
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