—Black people like to walk in the street even if there are sidewalks.—
And often very slowly. I felt guilty when I first caught myself noticing that. But It’s universal. Noticing that they walk slowly is like noticing they are black. I don’t understand it, though.
Racist black people (of which there is a much higher percentage than racist white people) look at what white people do and then do the opposite.
Whites walk briskly to where we are going. So black racists walk slowly. We look happy. So they look angry. We arrive on time. So they arrive late. We act civilized. So they act, uh, uncivilized. We wear our clothes and they fit. So they buy twelve sizes too big and let them fall around their ankles. We eat in restaurants and our homes. So they walk down the street eating and drinking. We talk to each other. So they talk to each other as loudly as they can and make sure to laugh as loudly as they can. We don't give a crap about bling (unless we are actors). So they think it is important. We think gold front teeth look stupid. So they think it looks great. We talk so people can understand us. So they talk so no one can understand them.
They are stuck on "Opposite Day."