“I’m going to take a valium with a Maker’s Mark chaser. Wake me when this depressing crap is over.”
I just took a pain pill, will have some Amaretto with it. Maybe the numbers will look prettier with those two things.
ROTFL. I have Xanax and Lortab or something like that + Jose Cuervo Gold.
NOT taking any, save for maybe a shooter of the tequila..