Posted on 02/14/2012 8:26:59 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The show just dropped 20 IQ points.
She is a former liberal, and a bit slow...
Students Forced to Eat School Lunch to Supplement Home Made Lunch
Preschooler’s Homemade Lunch Replaced with Cafeteria “Nuggets”
Seriously. Where did she get her degree? The Apple Jacks box? Her whiny voice was almost as irritating as her inanity and stupid asides (we should send menopausal women over to Afghanistan because they don’t mess around - uhm, lady, our troops aren’t messing around either. )
I know a lot of people here like to make fun of Dick Morris, but he nailed this on BOR last night. When there isn’t a crisis to exploit, they fall back to lies and manufacture one.
Stephy did their dirty work by launching the first salvo in the War on Contraception. Morris uncovered the conspiracy, now Rush is commenting on it, so you can be sure it will be ridiculed and dismissed by Jon Stewart, the Late Night Hosts and Pundit Class, and used to humiliate any conservative who brings it up.
But meanwhile, Democrat donors will be signing checks to save the country from evil Republicans who want to ban birth control pills.
I knew we were in trouble when the caller announced she was a “very smart woman”, had several degrees, etc.
ba-da-dum
when one has disposition issues the Lincoln requires a passenger ejection seat as well.......disposition is mutual w/ a Lincoln
And then repeated it. Ugh. Rush is getting soft in his older age. lol.
Beautiful.
BF claims he had one of those, but sold it before he met me.
Obumma also said he was praying for Bobbi Kristina - I expect her to off herself at any time.
Of course RU 486 or mifepristone is abortion - that’s what it’s marketed as - “Medical Termination aka Abortion.”
i have a 57 that is being restored
a cousin bought it decades ago - when he’d need some money, he would sell it to my dad - then buy it back - then sell it to my dad again...
gonna give it to him if it ever gets completed
been readin several comments about her.....apparently she is f’d up like a soup sandwich
If I had a ‘55 Vette, I’d never sell her. My house would go before my car. lol.
I love the ‘50’s and early ‘60’s sports cars. I love the 1930s and 40’s cars, too.
That’s awesome! Beautiful car! I love Corvettes period because they are so unique, although a lot of the uniqueness has been lost today.
Great story.
500 cid with mufflers and resonators that let you know what is under the hood
love the way the tires squeal when turning even at low speeds
Very few people come out of the lifestyle “normal”...add to it that she is 18 years old. . . .If she weren’t screwy, I’d be worried. Most 18 year olds I know who are “normal” are still screwed up.
Sad situation all the way around; but when was the last time Obumma announced he was “praying” for someone?
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