Hey, I grew up watching Maxwell Smart, and Mr. Sweatervest is (tonight) no Maxwell Smart!
Here's some background info in what Don Adams was made of, from his Wikipedia entry:
(Don Adams) enlisted in the United States Marine Corps in 1941 together with his twin-brother cousins, William and Robert Karvelas.[1] The three were assigned to the Third Marines in Samoa until Adams was sent as a replacement to the Battle of Guadalcanal, where he was the only survivor of his platoon.[5] His survival, despite his company's near 90% fatality rate, was due to his contracting blackwater fever early in the campaign. He was evacuated and spent over a year in a Navy hospital in Wellington, New Zealand.[1][6] After his recovery, he served as a Marine drill instructor in the United States.[7][8]
That being said, I hope Senator Santorum can rehabilitate his public personality, and quickly, as we need all the popular and active public pro-life politicians we can get our hands on....
Which candidate on stage is the most Pattonesque? Who will fight and lead?
Newt gets my vote.