[A doorknob doesnt spread HPV?! Dont tell that to Dan Savage!]
LOL, actually it probably could if a person with HPV had had saliva on their hands.
But I know you were joking - I think. I lost much hearing in early life and cannot enjoy all the talk radio hosts. :(
So sorry for your hearing loss! Yes, I was joking about the awful Dan Savage. Obviously, you remember the story.