Saw the Paulster’s name and had to ask - did he have an accident shaving his eyebrows or something? One of his eyebrows looks half shave and we were debating whether it was intentional or he lost it in a bet or what.
the eyebrows serve two functions - no one can hear a thing he says because they distract - and they pick up signals from his space aliens
don’t even ask the functions his freakishly large nipples provide
they’ve always been like that, that’s where the little man lives who tells him what to do next.. He could have, in a moment of self-doubt, decided to shave off the brows, cut himself which would produce the effect you saw last night.