Came home and she was naked, covered in blood, switches taped, windows covered with foil, nine-inch-nails blasting, big pentagram on the floor and she was holding a butcher knife.
Yep, reminds me of my exgirlfriend.
Came home and she was naked, covered in blood, switches taped, windows covered with foil, nine-inch-nails blasting, big pentagram on the floor and she was holding a butcher knife.
And the cat was missing.
I thought something might be wrong, so I asked if she was alright. She said yea, she was just feeling a little blue lately.
I would have got out of there quick except....well....she was naked..and she had a wicked stew cooking.
Replace "blood" with "baby oil" and I think we have a promising situation here. Trent would approve.
Came home and she was naked, covered in blood, switches taped, windows covered with foil, nine-inch-nails blasting, big pentagram on the floor and she was holding a butcher knife.
So, what kind of seasonings did she use for cat stew?