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To: Ronin

Seems like the solution is pretty easy...don’t offer anything “all you can eat.”


2 posted on 02/24/2011 6:48:24 PM PST by ez ("Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton, Paradise Lost)
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To: ez

Yes, sir, that’s all you can eat for $28.


8 posted on 02/24/2011 7:01:25 PM PST by AustinBill (consequence is what makes our choices real)
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To: ez

The guy who came up with all you can Lobster night at Red Lobster lost his job after they lost their a$$ on that special.


38 posted on 02/25/2011 12:40:11 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (They bring a Bible to a Memorial, we bring a T Shirt - Long Legged Mac Daddy)
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To: ez
Seems like the solution is pretty easy...don’t offer anything “all you can eat.”

Reminds me of an old joke that ought to good for at least a groan. A guy goes into a restaurant that says all the catfish you can eat - $5.00. He orders that and is brought a serving of catfish. He eats it and orders more. The owner brings it to him and says, "That will be another $5.00" The customer stutters, "Wait a minute! Your sign says All You Can Eat - $5.00!" The owner replies, "That IS all you can eat for $5.00. Want more, another $5.00." Bada boom, bada bing.

45 posted on 02/25/2011 8:20:01 AM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all that needs to be done needs to be done by the government!)
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