That’s what daddy’s shotgun is for, sweetheart...
Sure, a cop knocks and I give him the prescribed two question quiz then GET OUTTA HERE, then fortunately I actually see the creep and I grab my gun... only to get grabbed by the occifer if I’m lucky, shot if I’m not.
Is there something about the Wisconsin idiocy that is radiating out through the land into the minds of people who would normally know better?