I had a nurse friend who always said that in order to get in to see the doctor fast, go up to the window and tell the receptionist that you are very sick and going to throw up right there. None of the staff wants to clean the mess so you generally are taken in quickly.
Take the same scenario into your Congressman or Senator’s office asking for your health care. Take the kids too, diarrhea and all. LOL
Sounds like a good plan to me.