Think of the excitement! We’re finally beginning to live in a true Communist nation!
An underground will be formed and fighting socialist government troops will follow. Minutemen brigades will be formed to fight the communist dictator and his minions.
We’ll have spies and daily news stories about ‘some’ confrontations. We’ll get to share our one family homes with many families.
We’ll have long lines trying to get a loaf of bread with a basket of worthless money.
Our children will be indoctrinated and become members of the Socialist Amerika Young Pioneers who will tattle to the gauleiters as to critical remarks uttered by their unenlightened parents.
Many concentration camps will spring up in every state filled with those fortunate enough not to have been executed. Think of all the jobs that will be created for illegal aliens that will guard and torture us.
Next thing will be a requirement that we all use skin lotion to stay soft and supple right up to harvest time.