Argh, on this I have some trouble believing it. I think I will wait on this. LOL
I am sure this sounds like something Biden would say.
Yes, but a tad differently:
Man, I tell ya, we didn't even have a Band-Aid or an aspirin in the house, we used mud to dress cuts and bit down hard on old pieces of tire rubber until a headache passed. But we could get medicine right across the border in Canadia, er, Canada. One time we hustled over in minus 50 degree temperatures. Us kids had only one pair of boots between us so we took turns wearing them. At one point, stepping out right in front of us, just ten feet away, the biggest, most ferocious grizzly bear I had ever seen. Dad looks at the bear, then at us kids, and says, to me, "Champ, no matter what happens you always take care of your siblings". Dad then bravely walked up to that bear and put a hellacious Scranton ass kickin' on it. Scranton, I was raised there ya know..."