Posted on 02/24/2010 12:20:40 PM PST by inflorida
I just received an anonymous package in the mail with the following letter typed out and a pro-Obama book entitled "OBAMA - The Historic Front Pages".
Although I am not 100% sure who sent it (and I find this pretty weird) I do think that it is one of my husband's acquaintances who is an Obama supporter and well aware that we are not. Although I'm sure it was done in fun, once it's been determined who the culprit is, I'd love to reciprocate with a letter and possible gift as well, something ridiculing the administration or just anything to ruffle a liberal's feathers. Any thoughts are appreciated.
Here's the letter:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. “inflorida”,
We at the Democratic Party – “Liberal, anti-American, gay and lesbian loving, socialist, communist, enemy to guns and wallets of simple US Americans” – just want you to have this commemorative book celebrating the election of our beloved President, Barack Hussein Obama.
If you look closely, you can see the 666 in his forehead, consisting of dimples and freckles. We here at the Democratic Party don’t want to see anyone excluded from the political process, even those who may or may not be the Anti-Christ, heralding in Armageddon and the collapse of civil socidety. These, too, deserve a voice in our political process.
We hope that this gift will inspire you to support our President and his agenda. We urge you to learn Chinese so as to better communicate withour new lord and masters since they own all of our debt now. If you have any guns, please turn them in so that you will more easily fall prey to the zombies who will soon make an appearance before the end of the world.
We could go on and on but that’s sufficient for now. Thank you again for your trust and faith in our President.
Just remember one thing – as bad as President Obama may be, he’s a 1,000 times better than having Sarah Palin a heartbeat away from the presidency.
Sincerely yours,
“Howard Dean”
Chairman (Generalissimno)
Democratic Party
Send a note back telling them that their juvenile attempt at humor failed miserably, and suggest that they employ the neighbor’s 12 year-old boy to assist them the next time they try to be cute and clever.
Thank you! He’s now 13 months old and quite a sweetie!
Treat it as you would a dirty diaper and dispose of it PROMPTLY!
Send him (or her, tho I doubt women make these kind of sick jokes) a copy of Going Rouge
Or, even better
The Three Wars of Roy Benavidez
or, this PBS story http://www.pbs.org/weta/americanvalor/stories/dix.html (Worked with guy, good dude)
or any of these
Why these? Well a lot of good men have died in the service of this country, and it is nothing to joke about. But, that's just me. YMMV.
Got a bird cage?
No, I meant the insulting book. It was all about sending a message, see? So, send a ‘message’ back.
You are welcome.
This could be beginning stalker behavior!
“Offficer, at first I thought it was all in fun and then he burned down my house.”
International DVDs?
A bronze bust of Winston Churchill? (Tell 'em it reminds you of them - thoughtless and dense (the bust, not the man))
Watermelon seeds?
Glue it to a cinder block and write return to sender on it and put it back in the mail.
If you had a disc with his “inconsistencies” on it, you could send that.
We have so many talented people here at FR. Would someone be willing to make a disc that shows BO before the election making specific promises and BO since the election breaking those same promises.
Also include statements about the flaws in the Constitution and his swearing to uphold and defend it. How about showing him stating that he sat in a church for 20 years but never heard anything said by the pastor.
How about his statements regarding Bill Ayers — and any testimony about his true relationship.
How about BO’s statements regarding “jumping to conclusion” regarding racism and his statement about the police in Mass.
This kind of disc (either CD or DVD) would provide those of us who disdain liars and who truly understand what BO is with great ammunition. I’d be willing to buy a few of these to pass out to misguided BO supporters.
Original poster suspects it was sent by a 0bama supporter ... which would make the sender worse than an ass.
If I understand the title of the book, it’s a collection of newspaper front pages? If so, take a red pen/marker and correct all the errors and propaganda (lies) in the articles and send it back.
If you write a letter, you could include the fact that he is either an idiot, or very evil. Either he doesn’t know what he is doing, or he does...
How about an empty envelope labeled “At Last! Conclusive Proof of Obama’s American Citizenship!”
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