[Erik Latranyi]

Putting an occult item in a pretty little package to sell it to little girls is pretty damned evil in my book.

I guess its mere existence threatens Christ?

[HiTech RedNeck]

Apparently Christians’ mere presence around here threatens YOU.

[Mrs. Frogjerk]

What the hell is your problem?

I never said that this thing threatened Christ. It threatens the souls of those that try to use it.

Do you need finger puppets?

Holy cow! It is not just going to sit there on the shelf of Toys R Us. Some kid is going to get their hands on it and use it. That is the problem!

Anyway, I’m done with you. There is simply no way of getting through to you.

By the way, nothing threatens Christ. He trumps all, and that includes you!