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Colorado cow mutilations baffle ranchers, cops, UFO believer
Denver Post ^ | 09ec 09 | Jason Blevins

Posted on 12/09/2009 8:11:39 AM PST by rellimpank

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1 posted on 12/09/2009 8:11:42 AM PST by rellimpank
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Nobody EVER seems to do a little research.

A sheriff once placed a camera observing a just-killed calf, and observed it over a week or so. All the typical “black helicopter / Alien Cattle Mutilation” was observed. Except the culprit was common rodents and insects. . .


2 posted on 12/09/2009 8:18:19 AM PST by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
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To: rellimpank

If you can afford a cow, sir, you can afford a videocam.


3 posted on 12/09/2009 8:19:02 AM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (LIBERTY)
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To: rellimpank

Paging Linda Mouldy Cow!

(that’s Linda Moulton Howe, a cattle mutilation investigator)


4 posted on 12/09/2009 8:20:11 AM PST by Malsua
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To: rellimpank

The Eisenhower Administration made a deal with the space aliens that, if they would share their technology with us, they could mutilate all the cattle they want.


5 posted on 12/09/2009 8:28:32 AM PST by NaughtiusMaximus (Crouching Tiger. Hidden fire hydrant.)
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To: NaughtiusMaximus

I blame Global Warming.


6 posted on 12/09/2009 8:32:06 AM PST by hellbender
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7 posted on 12/09/2009 8:33:40 AM PST by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: rellimpank

I saw one of these back in the 80’s. Dead pregnant cow at the bottom of a steep muddy bank of a river where they would never go. Locked gate. Eyes, fetus and udder removed with perfect precision. Udder removal left a perfect inverted hemisphere with burn marks at the edge of the hide. Absolutely no blood, footprints, or tire tracks.

Sheriff and farmer were stumped. Sheriff said happens occastionally.


8 posted on 12/09/2009 8:35:39 AM PST by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
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9 posted on 12/09/2009 8:38:33 AM PST by Scythian
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To: Scythian

"Sorry about that, that was Carl's fault, he's new."

Carl: "My Bad!"

10 posted on 12/09/2009 8:41:52 AM PST by dfwgator
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11 posted on 12/09/2009 8:44:28 AM PST by GSWarrior
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12 posted on 12/09/2009 9:18:03 AM PST by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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Yeah, that's who I would get to investigate... Scully and Mulder... my favorite... :-)

Also, send them over to investigate this Norway phenomenon, last night...

Spiral UFO puts Norway in a spin (Russian Bulava launch?"

13 posted on 12/09/2009 9:21:29 AM PST by Star Traveler (The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
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“Sheriff and farmer were stumped. Sheriff said happens occastionally.”

As someone pointed out on a different thread, cows are insured. Insurance companies pay out for cows that die of “unknown causes,” but not for ones killed by natural causes or predators.

And the Sheriff is usually a local guy elected by his friends. Probably got a few head himself.


14 posted on 12/09/2009 9:31:12 AM PST by PLMerite (Ride to the sound of the Guns - I'll probably need help.)
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To: rellimpank

Can you spell P-S-Y-O-P-S? Belief in UFO’s is just another psyop background of fear operation, like global warming, and other distortions of normal natural disasters and social pathologies such as serial murder, etc. Who benefits? Can you spell P-L-U-T-O-C-R-A-T. OK, something easier...O-L-I-G-A-R-C-H.


15 posted on 12/09/2009 9:51:10 AM PST by Yollopoliuhqui (consciousness is a heads up display)
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To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast

On which of his thousands of acres should he place and aim that videocam?


16 posted on 12/09/2009 9:54:08 AM PST by Balding_Eagle (Perfection is the enemy of Good.)
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Hmmm...where the motion detectors and light sensors indicate?


17 posted on 12/09/2009 9:58:15 AM PST by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (LIBERTY)
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To: Salgak

—yep—IIRC, was a sheriff in Georgia about 35 years ago—


18 posted on 12/09/2009 10:09:52 AM PST by rellimpank (--don't believe anything the MSM tells you about firearms or explosives--NRA Benefactor)
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To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast

Come on. leave the city for a moment and you’ll see that this whole idea that somehow a rancher is going to put up all sorts of electronic equipment all over his land is simply out of touch with what really is possible.

The article also references other ranchers far from this guy, now suddenly there are thousands of square miles to cover.


19 posted on 12/09/2009 10:42:43 AM PST by Balding_Eagle (Perfection is the enemy of Good.)
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To: hellbender
I blame Global Warming.

Chupacabras have been driven across our southern border by the man-bear-pig for years and the government does nothing to stop them.

20 posted on 12/09/2009 11:39:37 AM PST by usurper (Spelling or grammatical errors in this post can be attributed to the LA City School System)
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