[Mad Dawg]

Sometimes, adults would come looking for me ... usually Sr. Mary Alice.

Cue scary music.
Low camera films huge looming shadow of Pre-Vatican II sister wielding
-- NO, NO, not THAT! --
the yardstick with the metal edge!

I can't look!

[SoothingDave]

But you get revenge on Sister Mary Alice by touching the paten to her chin on icy morninigs. ;-)