Posted on 08/17/2009 8:10:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Just received this email:
RSC Misinformation Alert: “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan” *, **, ***, ****, *****, ******
One of President Obama’s favorite lines on the stump is that if you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan. We can no doubt expect to hear it today out West as Mr. Obama talks to a crowd in Montana. But with the White House on the hunt to dispel the supposed rampant disinformation floating around, we thought we’d help stamp out those flagrant mistruths.
Last time he was out, in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, the President took a few liberties with the truth. Spreading his own misinformation, he made a false statement about AARP supporting his plan, twice. He then compared private insurance competing against the government to FedEx and UPS competing with the Postal Service, never mind the fact that it is illegal for private companies to compete with the USPS in delivering mail.
But perhaps the biggest whopper is this repeated insistence by the President that you can keep your plan if you like it under the Obama system. Just as a White House aide was forced to admit, the President’s words shouldn’t be taken literally.
President Obama in New Hampshire: “Under the reform we’re proposing, if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.” *, **, ***, **** ,*****, ******
* Claim not valid after five years as all health care plans must then meet a new federal definition for a “qualified” health care plan. (Section 102(b), H.R. 3200)
** Claim not valid if you rely on a Health Savings Account (HSA) as the construct for these plans is outlawed in the bill (Section 122 (c)(3), H.R. 3200)
*** Claim not valid if you choose to make any changes to your employer-provided plan or get a different plan in the next five years, as doing so would trigger the mandate to have a government approved plan. (Section 102(c), H.R. 3200)
**** Claim not valid if your insurance company makes any additions to your private, individual plan (such as including more people or adding a newly found cure for cancer), as doing so would trigger the mandate to have a government approved plan. (Section 102(a), H.R. 3200)
***** Claim not valid if your employer finds it cheaper to dump you on the government plan rather than pay for care. (Section 412, H.R. 3200)
it was all perfect
all the traditions....0 numbered balls, 2 t’s in right pocket, ball marker right pocket, one ball right pocket, ball in hand w / t.
mostly I knew I had a game so just quit thinkin and actually entertained myself
They certainly are cute. And they’re natural born comedians. They’re always amusing to watch.
We provide 2 houses just for them for the winter. Keeps them out of places where they should NOT be! And they seem to KNOW the houses are for them.
and that, FRiend, is golf at its best. Cheers!
My husband can prove it with photos and movies. He also has an original ticket! lol
and then it’s all over....congrats all around and I look at the tv behind me and see Tiger lost....that STILL floors me
IMPEACH ACORN
It did impress me! Makes up for Dillon. Almost.
hey BOSS !!!!!!!
que pasa ?
I’m sure she did and she is preparing a post-it as we type
My biggest concern is the way it's portrayed, as this great "what if" and "if only." Baloney, Joan Baez, who was there, said "people got along only because if they didn't, they'd all starve." Stills, after praising the crowd's endurance, hopped on a helo and jetted off to a posh hotel.
a little told story here in Phoenix ( and surroundings)
the illegals are gettin the hell out......BIG TIME and for a while now
Happens to the best every now and then......at that level focus is key. I couldn’t really believe it either.
well his presser after was pure class....honest and to the point
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