Posted on 07/22/2009 7:46:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
hey stranger !
Hey, brother man.
White House Refuses to Disclose Visits From Health Care Lobbyists, Execs
FoxNews brought out Mi Rep Rogers(R)who is a cancer survivor, to counterpoint the Pelosi position and he said if he were under the gov’ts plan when he got cancer he would not have survived.
howdy
How are you doing, RITM?
Heh - “No one better make fun of his ears...”
Hanging in there. I go in for a big round of tests on Monday.
or stickin those lite bulbs in his ears too
tests ?......
Prayers up.
“Heh - “No one better make fun of his ears...””
Or his “sissy” pitch at the All Star game.
Thanks. I’m counting on them!
more so his sissy ( honest) britches
Good afternoon IMPR, megaRushTalkingAboutObamacaredittos, from Biggirl!!!!:)=^..^=
PING!!!!!!!
I’m sorry I haven’t been around much, but I was diagnosed with cancer a couple of months ago. I’ve been in the hospital and having chemo treatments.
THE CHIPMUNKS ARE WITH US AGAIN TODAY!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I repeate for the marxists:
So, when this “health care for all” crap passes, right now the legislation states that it will be illegal to sell private policies over the date of passage. It also says that HSA’s will no longer be allowed. That means that my current policy will no longer be allowed and neither I nor my employer will be allowed to privately purchase an alternative.
I will not accept the “public option” that I will be dictated to join. I will not give the government control over my physical body. I will not pay their fines, I will not surrender to the impending warrant for my arrest. When they knock on my door, I will not answer. When they kick it in, I will make the news.
How’s that for unification, libtards? You loons are currently legislating my death. I will chose the terms and I will bring as many of you along as possible!
Best wishes to you, my dear.
Full steam ahead.
God bless.
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