You are in luck because Buttcrack Odumba is about to wage an all out war on dihydrogen monoxide. And it’s ironic that when I eat Cheerios that is laced with TSP, my runs is full of dihydrogen monoxide as well. Is it just a coincidence?
The TSP is preventing you from absorbing DHMO through the walls of your colon. You should eat Cheerios every day to stop absorption of the deadly DHMO.