I think it’s time to do some renaming of our own:
Starting with “The Angels” (formerly Los Angeles). Saint Francis (San Francisco). Saint James (San Diego).
The Crosses, New Mexico. “The Step” Texas.
“The Big River”. (pretty simple to translate)
Oh. And the great red state of ... Mountain.
The Step Texas.
Que?
The fourth-largest state has a Latin name. If it was Spanish it would have a little worm over the next-to-last letter.