[P-Marlowe]

I would tie tea bags to our rear view mirrors but it is against the law in PA to have anything dangling from your rear view mirror.

Not necessarily:

Pennsylvania Vehicle Code Section 4524(c) provides in relevant part:

(c) Other obstruction. .No person shall drive any motor vehicle with any object or material hung from the inside rearview mirror . . . as to materially obstruct, obscure or impair the driver's vision through the front windshield or any manner as to constitute a safety hazard.

Title 75, § 4524(c).

That tells me that if it ain't materially obstructing your vision so as to constitute a safety hazard, it ain't against the law.

Hang your teabag!

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

That tells me that if it ain't materially obstructing your vision so as to constitute a safety hazard, it ain't against the law.

Sounds awfully subjective.